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 A bit about me

As a kid I was notorious for dusting off whatever was in the cookie jar, and then shamelessly lying about it when accused by my mother. (click here for proof)

After that I went on to study at UCLA where I worked as a professional clothes hanger in between classes, only to learn that I wasn’t the best at it. (click here for proof)